Thrilled to have my If My Book post up at Monkeybicycle today! For those of you who are unfamiliar with the column, every sentence starts with, “If Everything’s Changing were…., it would be….” Check it out here!

If Everything’s Changing were food, it would be that weird mushroom you saw on your walk that you longed to eat but knew you shouldn’t. You pluck it anyway and carry it with you in a handkerchief. You plan to watch it wither but when you check the handkerchief, it’s become a stone.