Check out my new micro over at Passages North called “The Final Girl Wolfs Down Red Lobster“!

“She knows what she looks like using her good arm to fill her mouth with Cheddar Bay Biscuits and huge globs of popcorn shrimp dripping in cocktail sauce. The excess of it in her reduced state. If you survive a massacre, you can eat whatever the fuck you want.”
-The Final Girl Wolfs Down Red Lobster